lornacrowleys:

tfw no gf is a good, solid, wholesome meme. it is fun for the whole family and has a classic, yet not dated, charm. it is timeless and pure and can only be polished more expertly, never eroded or washed away, by the flowing tides of time and shifting meme sensibilities


people on this website are so weird about anime headcanons involving sexuality


nun: pastor, we are having trouble with the exorcism
pastor: have you tried unblessing and blessing again ?


A friendly reminder: relax your shoulders

drbrucebananer:

buboplague:

because I’m sure you’re raising/tensing them up right now

(for if this is useful and possible to u <3)


(Source: lunokajsteloj)


thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again


chomei:

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN

(Source: sexxigrandmother)


lornacrowleys:

dont even bother with a pairing if you cannot plausibly visualize a melodramatic ‘how to save a life’ amv about it. you can substitute ‘over my head’ in a pinch but my point still stands


herpsichord:

A gem from the car museum.